omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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