They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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