Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
