so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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