just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I can't turn off my feet"
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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