she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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