i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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