btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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