What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Are my feet made of real feet?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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