we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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