We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Randomize
