You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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