the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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