dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
