You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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