it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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