so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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