so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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