you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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