Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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