May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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