ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
tell me about the fingering
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