bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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