I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I think im going to throw up on grandma
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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