Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Randomize
