"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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