porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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