omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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