i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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