What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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