She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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