You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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