My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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