I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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