She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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