I don't think brook has ever known best
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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