If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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