so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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