i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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