All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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