Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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