oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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