People in love make me want to vomit
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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