question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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