Can Purell be used as lube?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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