You're completely useless in the revolution.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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