what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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