We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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