so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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