You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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