I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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