you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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