Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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