the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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