pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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