that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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