I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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